RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-26-2012, 05:07 PM
Okay okay
You are not going to eat that. It will kill you.
But you've ordered it so you have some macho points for it even being in your presence. You can get out of this and maybe be better for it.
> make small talk with the waitress. Like "so, where did a cutie like you learn English?" or "you've seen any vampires around here lately?"
Oh also
> "oh sorry, I wanted this to-go"
You are not going to eat that. It will kill you.
But you've ordered it so you have some macho points for it even being in your presence. You can get out of this and maybe be better for it.
> make small talk with the waitress. Like "so, where did a cutie like you learn English?" or "you've seen any vampires around here lately?"
Oh also
> "oh sorry, I wanted this to-go"