Let's go vampire hunting

Level up your eyebrow waggle

You don't know how a brow can level up but you add more sharpie for extra fake bushiness.

Pick the biggest, baddest guy and insult his mom. That way he'll start a fight with you, and when the waitress gets back, you can be calmly defending yourself from a vicious attacker. It'll inspire sympathy and awe at the same time! Two birds with one stone!

Yeah gotta show all these freaks who's boss and woo the biggest amount of ladies around, there's that big mouthed thing that never stops yelling, the giant eye with tentacles looks pretty creep- oh but there's also that big bad muscular minotaur with the weird snake-bird thing and oh my god those fire head girls look pretty intimidating too you think you'll just stay here and wait for your burger.

> Wait are you gonna have to eat an actual hamburger drenched in blood

"One Dauntingly risqué intestinal burner!"



Wait what