This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff

Clearly this is all because of my daddy issues - I have this perverse desire to create and ruin a forum of my very own. Then I will truly be amongst the internet greats. Prooobably should've explained this to Pines before he got roped onto my sinking complex, but whatevs.

I personally have not been posting because a) I am shit at posting b) have been both unsociable and insufferable of late and c) school maybe??

No but seriously my cynical bitchisms are even starting to get on my nerves, how do you people even put up with my histrionics

You're doing a horrible job promoting the brand.

Edit: No wait, or is it "The Brand"?