Let's go vampire hunting

But are the burgers bloody enough for you to die?

"But are the burgers bloody enough for me to die?" You hastily and jokingly ask to regain your cool.

"Heh" She responds, nice save

Be suave, man! Be suave!

>"Whoa, sorry there miss. I just can't control myself around a pretty woman like you."

Eyebrow wiggle for emphasis. THAT IS AN IMPORTANT STEP.

"Sorry there miss. I just can't control myself around a pretty woman like you." You continue, throwing in some good ol' brow wiggle for good measure. Because, i mean, nevermind the fact that you were thrown into a demonic dimension of madness or whatever and this is the only humanoid creature that speaks english or how those little monsters outside lied to you making you think this was a vampire castle, or the fact that there's still vampires out there being bad waiting to be killed. Fuck all of that you gotta show off, be suave and woo this lady.

The best part is that she's absolutely falling for it.

"Bring me the spiciest burger you have, babe" You say, in the suavest voice you can muster (the suavest there can possibly be, obvs).



Hehe, poor thing couldn't handle it and had to run as quickly as she could.



Heh, bloody enough for you to die.