WANT TO BE A GOD-EMPEROR OF HAWKSPACE? APPLY WITHIN

As desired by an obvious majority of users on Hawkspace, I declare myself God-Emperor of Hawkspace. However, my ability to rule-through-shitpost is limited without the support of equally talented God-Emperors; because of this, I am taking applications for the role of Co-God-Emperor of Hawkspace.

Potential God-Emperors must have shitposting expertise, attitude, and a deep appreciation of birds. Connections to the Secret Council are a plus.