Swamped

reading is about the only thing you're good at, 'cause you're a wimp nerd begat from wimp nerds. but beginning right now, pretend like you're illiterate so they underestimate you and you have a lower bar to clear. (you really need it, frankly.) plus you get to have a secret, like later you can be all "i'm not left-handed" except with books and signs instead of cool shit like swords.