diet subforum ideas topic classic

i vote that votes need to be voted on before they reach quorum. They must then go through a senate, to be reviewed. Then, several meatpacking plant inspectors look them over for any bacteria. After that, they're filtered for any factory-born pathogens. Only then... can they reach the president's lunch table where the REAL fun begins.

First, he takes a hammer, and hits himself with it several times, bleeding alllll over your precious votes, and to show that he pours a lot of blood and sweat into his job, damnit! Then, he finishes eating his lunch. This is a lunch table after all. But there's crumbs. So he gets the janitor. And he gets the mop.

flies into the air

and he BODY-SLAMS THEM onto the lunch table, breaking it in half, leaving your votes unscathed. Then, he licks his thumb, and rubs it over that spot on your votes where the votes got a little boo-boo when they were treated badly in the senate. Then, a senator comes in, spits on the votes, and leaves.

The End. No, the votes aren't even counted after that.