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Okay so I finished the movie and there were a total of 4 women with speaking roles, only one of which was important and had multiple lines. Fantastic four also lacked a well-designed villain, real character development; a reason why the villain had no problem instantly killing hundreds of people by exploding their heads and creating a blackhole but isn't able to kill a stretchy guy, a boulder guy, a guy on fire, or an invisible force field lady after many opportunities to do so. I mean, why shoot rocks at them when you can blow them apart and ill them instantly? Boo.

4/10, glad I didn't see it in theaters.

Also, my Alfredo was excellent.