The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

So question about that. If you aren't able to drink (yay not being 21), any suggestions? Because I still have two more days to get through, and it's going swimmingly. And by that, I mean I spent about an hour locked in a bathroom away from everyone while hearing them discuss me on such flattering topics like "why does he insist on singing so high" or "you know, I can't wait until he gets a girlfriend".

I can't wait until heading home on Tuesday, wherein I'll only have to deal with one person, who won't talk about these things to themself.