fortuna new poster intro thread

Hello!! I'm Splendid! SplendidlyDull on the forums. But everyone just calls me Hermes so that's what I picked for the Fortuna forum. I'm a cartoonist/fanartist whose life was ruined by Fortuna. Here is a picture of me which doubles as a holiday greeting:

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And since counting that as my robot would be pretty much cheating for me, here is a picture of Nike:

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