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RE: The Eagle-Time Give Away Thread
04-20-2012, 07:32 AM
This is not a post about giving away things, but about getting them. For, you see, this week played host to Christmas in April for me. As you all know, Milke "Golf Sundays" "Wheeeeeeatthins" Grogger is a man of many gifts. I have just received one such gift.
A fabulous new wardrobe!
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SpoilerA fabulous volunteer has allowed himself to be photographed, that I may share the joys Wheat has shared with me with you! Each spoiler is a magical wonderland of woven fabric, and I invite you all inside!
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Spoiler![[Image: suicidegarment.jpg]](https://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff258/CeramicOrange/Other%20Adventures/suicidegarment.jpg)
First up is a lovely number in down-the-lane red, perfect for an evening of moping, self-harm, or just knocking around the house having terrible taste in music. With this shirt, I can make a statement to the world: everyone else just isn't good enough for me, and since my standards clearly aren't that high, boy are you all awful!
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Spoiler![[Image: shirtforbookclub.jpg]](https://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff258/CeramicOrange/Other%20Adventures/shirtforbookclub.jpg)
Next on our cavalcade of classiness, we have this handcrafted one-of-a-kind artisan garment from a smoke free home. Any middle-aged woman would love to be seen in this fetching blush as she discussed the finer points of
"C" is for Corpse with her drunken friends at the Olive Garden; let's face it, who wouldn't? The only problem is that once the house zinfandel has been flowing long enough, the bold strokes of the lovely design might seem to blur together, totally ruining the effect for your stupid friends. But don't worry, this shirt has you covered in more ways than one!
![[Image: forihavezinned.jpg]](https://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff258/CeramicOrange/Other%20Adventures/forihavezinned.jpg)
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Spoiler![[Image: callmeonmyburgerphone.jpg]](https://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff258/CeramicOrange/Other%20Adventures/callmeonmyburgerphone.jpg)
The pièce de résistance of this collection is a fetchingly-garish testament to all things quirky, original, and totally alternative rock man. What's that, you might be saying? This shirt commemorates or advertises a movie from five years ago? Well, classics are
forever. I don't have anything else to say to you!
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SpoilerHa ha okay no but seriously those were all just packing materials, lovingly wrapped around the fragile nugget of pure amazingness that is my true present. The real prize is so incredible and impressive that I'm very annoyed that my camera is being a dicknugget and I can't make a good animated gif of it.
![[Image: ladieslovethetuckle.jpg]](https://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff258/CeramicOrange/Other%20Adventures/ladieslovethetuckle.jpg)
It is a shuckle. Wearing a tuckle. A tuckle that can be programmed to say whatever I want it to. It is currently delightfully scrolling Woop Zoop! in a most charming way and I can't overstate how much I love it. He jigsawed, assembled, painted, and shellaced the whole number, and it's just... So, so great. I am hanging it somewhere I can admire it every day, and none of the urchins that so desperately want my tuckle shuckle can get their grubbies on it.
Thanks, Mike :>
