On the nth day...

We can still bring this back!

• Fifteen chess pawns
  
• Fourteen stern lectures and you might get the gist
  
• Thirteen is a lucky number, Arceus darnit
  
• Twelve defaults on loans because of this shopping list
  
• Eleven different new Eevee-lution fakemons
  
• Ten sensible tents accented with scents, their extent and contents intended to be lent
  
• Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
  
• Eight bags of milk
  
• Seven years of months
  
• Six Diabolical Puppies
  
• Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  
• Four eggs
  
• Three infected bites
  
• Two totaled trucks
  
• A cartridge for a fair fee.

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