tax or gods
12-02-2015, 06:34 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-02-2015, 06:35 AM by Crowstone.)
please do not bring whatever clever third option you are dreaming up into this thread. that means no countries, laws, ghosts, thoughts, feelings, cryptids. this thread is strictly for comparing our friendly government-mandated duties to the pantheon of powerful deities (that means no jury duty or aliens, either.)
i'm on team tax. for starts, tax don't bark. they don't bark when they want fed, they don't bark for no reason in the middle of the night and wake up you and your neighbors, they just don't bark. conversely, gods don't purr. you can't keep a tax inside. in fact, it's probably better to given their conceptual nature which i KNOW some bird fan is gonna bring up later. tax is simpler than is commonly believed, they're just a singular form for taxes. this means that they're also much more singular, less plural, but they're still there when you want something to tax. a tax can be put on anything, like literally anything put in front of them, including their own poop
i'm on team tax. for starts, tax don't bark. they don't bark when they want fed, they don't bark for no reason in the middle of the night and wake up you and your neighbors, they just don't bark. conversely, gods don't purr. you can't keep a tax inside. in fact, it's probably better to given their conceptual nature which i KNOW some bird fan is gonna bring up later. tax is simpler than is commonly believed, they're just a singular form for taxes. this means that they're also much more singular, less plural, but they're still there when you want something to tax. a tax can be put on anything, like literally anything put in front of them, including their own poop