Little Glitch Academia

Shit grab a coffee first

Already covered there, or as close as I can get. Bolthole's food maker has a reasonable approximation of green tea. Hits the stimulant itch, almost gets the taste right. Still glorified bacterial growth media and flavoring agents, with an injection of caffeine as an afterthought. Survived on worse.

Who're you to be reading this email, anyway?

Let's say I'm a concerned parent. Of a sort. Let's also say that I'm not the only one looking at these, and that there are other concerned parents looking out for their children. Let's say there's criminals looking at this as the largest accessible cache of military AI this decade. Let's say there are bio-conservatives looking at an affront to the natural order and preparing the torches and pitchforks. I'm just someone who wants to give their child a chance.