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<Sanzh> Round 2: woffs as king of the mongol muggles
* terrorPhysicist (~Apple@c-67-185-148-150.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #grandbattle
<Solaris> . . .
<DragonFogel> GAH!
<woffs> :O
<Pinary> Holy crap
<Solaris> LIES
<woffs> : O
<terrorPhysicist> hey dudes
<Solaris> NO
<DragonFogel> YOU DON'T EXIST!
<PickYerPoison> holy shit
<Solaris> NO
<terrorPhysicist> so here is deal
<Solaris> IMPOSSIBLE
* Pinary runs for the hills
<woffs> hi slips
<Solaris> FUCK YOU
<Solaris> FUCK YOU SLIPS
<terrorPhysicist> been working all day every day for the last few months
<woffs> we missed you
<PickYerPoison> XX I told you
* Solaris cries and sobs all over slips
<terrorPhysicist> have my first day off tomorrow
<PickYerPoison> no more goat sacrifices
<terrorPhysicist> I will post.
<terrorPhysicist> multiple times.
<terrorPhysicist> in multiple battles.
* Solaris sobs sobs sobs sobs
<Pinary> This is a shocking event
<MrGuy> oh fuck
<MrGuy> it's slips
<woffs> XX you probably want to see this so pinged
<Pinary> Make with the reporting, Woffles Cronkite!
<MrGuy> It's like Times's return all over again
<MrGuy> What next
<MrGuy> MyifanW????
<woffs> my men are logging this as we speak
<Solaris> Myw
<Solaris> exists
<XX> see what
<XX> wha
<XX> I am busy
<terrorPhysicist> can't stay long, off to more things right now, but tomorrow I'm going to like
<terrorPhysicist> be on here
<DragonFogel> Myifan exists, he just doesn't post or talk about battles.
<TimeothyHour> all of the chaos
<terrorPhysicist> and
<terrorPhysicist> stuff.
<woffs> slip
<XX> slips what
<XX> slips dang
<Pinary> Huzzah, being on and stuff!
<Solaris> he like, goes the same school as malky
<terrorPhysicist> and then posting will happen.
<XX> slips go back to the orgy
<Pinary> Slips, do you have any words of wisdom for the kids at home?
<XX> nothing interesting's happening
<Godbot> oh what
<Godbot> hey slips
<Sanzh> woah o:
* Pinary cloud of microphones.
<woffs> slip what is your job?
<terrorPhysicist> kids, don't eat cheese when you're lactose intolerant
<terrorPhysicist> and also mayo is gross
<XX> o:
<Pinary> YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
<Pharmacy> slips
<Pharmacy> oh
<Pharmacy> mygod
<Pharmacy> omg
<woffs> i am not yelling anything
<Pharmacy> asghy
<Pharmacy> hgf
<woffs> I am a terrible reporter
<Pharmacy> bh
<Pharmacy> sd
<terrorPhysicist> I had no idea my return would be so momentus
<DragonFogel> Slip, you should probably know that we`re working on round ends in GBS2 and SB and that these round end decisions were based on not seeing you in ages.
<Pharmacy> holy shit
<MrGuy> Hey guys, I have a serious question
<terrorPhysicist> yeeaaaaaahhhh I kinda figured
<MrGuy> I'm writing a letter to my favorite English teacher of all time
<terrorPhysicist> SB is my first priority right now since I actually know what I'm doing there
<MrGuy> And I'm trying to figure out what to mention
<DragonFogel> That makes one of us.
<MrGuy> In addition to how well he ran his class
<MrGuy> And how he encouraged me
<terrorPhysicist> then I'll be catching up a post in GBe, and then GBS2
<XX> https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n4d...o1_500.jpg
<MrGuy> And thanking him for the college rec
<terrorPhysicist> RS and BRS2 I am less... certain about.
<woffs> RS is currently getting roundended
<terrorPhysicist> so I may have to think on those a bit.
<woffs> so even if you would you probably couldn't
<terrorPhysicist> well that's good, Vuul should die
<Godbot> oh right
<Solaris> no
<woffs> it's not vuul
<Sanzh> Maybe mention that he was part of your growth as a writer and woah you write all of the time now
<terrorPhysicist> I have no idea what to do with that guy
<woffs> it's martin
<Godbot> slips, I'm writing for BRS2 and it's going really slowly
<terrorPhysicist> oh.
<Solaris> Baph forfiet
<terrorPhysicist> oh ok
<Godbot> can I steal jeremy and bring him with wardell and geoff
<Godbot> and get him involved in mysteries
<DragonFogel> I volunteered to replace for Vuul, though.
<TimeothyHour> oh man vruul
<terrorPhysicist> go ahead
<Godbot> neat
<PickYerPoison> (XX what is this)
<DragonFogel> Anyways, Slip.
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<terrorPhysicist> maybe it'll give me some ideas of what to do with Jer
<TimeothyHour> vruul is great
<XX> a recreation of the door from Titanic
<Pharmacy> alright
<terrorPhysicist> yes fogel?
<XX> and how you can fit people on it
<Pharmacy> I am going to eat
<PickYerPoison> oh
<Pharmacy> and go to calss
<terrorPhysicist> see pharms :)
<Pharmacy> seeya chaps and chapettes
<PickYerPoison> bye pharms :3
<DragonFogel> We are pretty much two posts away from round end right now in GBS2 and SB.
<XX> slips do you want anything to happen in Vuul for the rest of this round
<XX> I'm doing the deathpost
<Pharmacy> nice to see your back slips
<XX> *to
<terrorPhysicist> I uhhhhhhh do not know.
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<woffs> I want something to happen in vuul ;)
<terrorPhysicist> Fogel, my post in SB won't mess up many plans
<MrGuy> Sanzh I started battles before this class so
<terrorPhysicist> or any, I should hope
<DragonFogel> Also, I was sort of thinking of connecting those two deaths.
<MrGuy> Eh, I'll keep it short and sweet.
<terrorPhysicist> connecting what two deaths
<terrorPhysicist> also am I being eliminated in SB :(
<Sanzh> Guy it's called politely lying
<MrGuy> Fuck that shit
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<MrGuy> Hi noms
<MalkyTop> wait what
<terrorPhysicist> hey noms
<engietypefk> anomaly!~
<Anomaly> hello
<Godbot> hey noms
<Pinary> If you're going to lie, be as impolite as possible
<DragonFogel> Disappearing for months and a desperate need to end the round, Slip.
<woffs> I once got scouted as a writer it felt pretty good
<MrGuy> Fogel, who I am picking completely at random and not because I expect him to agree with me, back me up here
<terrorPhysicist> oh may halky
<Anomaly> ...science?
<MalkyTop> slips you're here
<MalkyTop> what
<DragonFogel> About whatÉ
<MrGuy> Isn't politely lying bullshit compared to semi-politely truthing
<terrorPhysicist> so I'm being eliminated in both SB and GBS2?
<terrorPhysicist> but I can post now :(
<Pinary> "No, those fucking pants don't make your shitty-ass ass look fucking huge"
<XX> nope
<XX> anomaly when is the thing
<woffs> will you be posting often?
<XX> when is the terrible thing
<MrGuy> "now" only counts in horseshoes and hackey-sack
<terrorPhysicist> yup
<MrGuy> or something
<woffs> sweet
<Anomaly> what terrible thing
<Pinary> Do you expect to have continued return-existence, slip?
<Godbot> I think they mean your deathpost
<terrorPhysicist> yup
<Pinary> Whoo!
<Anomaly> it's in progress, XX
<Godbot> neat
<terrorPhysicist> been homeless and jobless past eight months, so was without much access and without much... motivation
<Godbot> :x
<woffs> aw
<Jacquerel> dang
<Godbot> what have you been doing?
<Pinary> Dang, man
<terrorPhysicist> now have (very busy) job and also place to live, so I can get back to doing what I did before all that shit
<terrorPhysicist> which is posting in GB's!
* Solaris gives slips a hug
<terrorPhysicist> lots of them!
<woffs> are things working out though
<XX> aw, slips :<
<Pinary> That certainly does sound like a reasonable reason to have higher priorities than posting
<Godbot> well that's good!
<terrorPhysicist> yes they are definitely working out and now I can devote lots of time to the Grand Battles
<PickYerPoison> huzzah!
<woffs> sounds awesome!
<terrorPhysicist> they've been on my mind these past several months like you wouldn't believe
<Solaris> so many things
<terrorPhysicist> so I'm really sorry for disappearing and stagnating things for so long :(
<terrorPhysicist> but now I'm back.
<Godbot> pfft, don't apologize
<terrorPhysicist> from outer space
<MalkyTop> S'okay
<Godbot> you were homeless and stuff
<woffs> i just walked in to find you here
<woffs> with that sad look upon your face
<terrorPhysicist> yesss
<terrorPhysicist> points to woffs
<woffs> o/
<Godbot> it's fine if you didn't have time for a writing sort-of-like-a-competition on the internet
<terrorPhysicist> \o
<Anomaly> o//
<Godbot> um okay I'll just
<Godbot> let you do your thing
<terrorPhysicist> yeah, it'll feel good to get back into the groove of things
<woffs> tormy no don't highfive
<woffs> tormy we all know you're gonna rip someone's hand off
<Pinary> Hang on, this needs some celebratory funk-grooves
* Ix|gone is now known as Ixcaliber
<Godbot> hey ix
<woffs> put those arms down
<Ixcaliber> hey
<Sanzh> Ix :>
<Pinary> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3KlonxeOE
<Pinary> There we go
<Anomaly> speaking of missing persons, does anyone know what's become of aden
<woffs> aden is around
<woffs> I have him on deviantart
<terrorPhysicist> so if I post tomorrow a whole bunch and then keep posting d'ya think I'll be safe in SB and GBS2?
<woffs> I can ask him to show his face on here more
<Solaris> aden seems to things unfortunately
<DragonFogel> Not GBS2.
<DragonFogel> We are at end-of-round.
<woffs> and then usually he does for like a week or two
<Solaris> i would like it if he less thing'd
<Anomaly> please do, Woff
<Solaris> so that i can get more deathgame
<terrorPhysicist> well all right, I've been planning out the Ovoid's "death" for some time now
<woffs> but then it just waters back down
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* PickYerPoison is now known as PYP|AFK
<terrorPhysicist> and this round is definitely a good one for it to go.
<DragonFogel> SB we could theoretically extend the round, but there isn't much eagerness for it.
<PYP|AFK> fullscreen gaming time
<XX> I like aden :<
<XX> noms let me have zimmer
<MrGuy> Aden's cool
<Anomaly> i need to know whether i actually need to replace him or not
<DragonFogel> Also the aliens are sort of losing already.
<MrGuy> He just doesn't post enough >:I
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<XX> someone else can take gannet even
<Anomaly> XX i've told you, you're already in the battle
<Ixcaliber> sb is a thing
<Anomaly> no, XX
<terrorPhysicist> well yeah, saw that
<Solaris> ix
<Solaris> you missed
<XX> I volunteer godbot as my replacement
<Solaris> so fucking much
<Godbot> I wha
<Ixcaliber> sol what
<Solaris> no wait
<Solaris> you didnt
<Solaris> slips did
<Anomaly> if you drop out of the battle you can't come back as a replacement
<Godbot> cue solaris making a comment about how slowly I post
<terrorPhysicist> yes I did.
<terrorPhysicist> I have missed much.
<Anomaly> you didn't miss much in RS
<terrorPhysicist> yeah I noticed
<Anomaly> which kind of saddens me
<Pinary> Have you had a chance to catch up on reading things at all?
<terrorPhysicist> I tried to keep up with them as best I could, yeah
<DragonFogel> I posted in RS more than some people this round, and I was just a guest poster.
<Anomaly> new round's coming as soon as XX kills a guy so maybe we can actually get things moving for once
<terrorPhysicist> so I know what's going on in GBS2 and SB
<terrorPhysicist> RS less so
<terrorPhysicist> and I guess I know what's up in GBe as well
<TimeothyHour> no one knows what's going on in RS
<Anomaly> RS there's not much to get
<Sanzh> No one knows what's happening in RS
<Anomaly> everyone's a fish and there are cultists??
<terrorPhysicist> yeah I'm so lost in that battle
<Anomaly> i'm lost on that battle
<Anomaly> and i'm the one running it
<DragonFogel> Anomaly, the first thing was your doing.
<Pinary> (By the way people who can should post in GradMass)
<Pinary> (GrandCon needs some love)
<Anomaly> the first thing isn't why the round is incomprehensible though
<Solaris> guy
<Solaris> that is you or malky
<MrGuy> I WILL OKAY.
<Pinary> (If it doesn't get love, it might get replacement love)
<DragonFogel> It doesn't seem to have helped it.
<Solaris> other one wont
<MrGuy> I just need an idea :X
<Solaris> (ha ha ha steath)
<MrGuy> P-Pinary
<XX> I know what's happening in RS!
<MrGuy> You mean TEMPORARY replacement love right <:I
<Solaris> guy come on
<terrorPhysicist> I would really like to try to keep my position in SB though, so I'm going to try and make the best goddamn post I can muster tomorrow.
<Anomaly> i'm not sure it hindered it either
<Pinary> Well yeah
<Solaris> YOU WERE JUST AT PAX
<Pinary> And Guy, you need ideas?
<Solaris> HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE IDEAS
<Pinary> Random on the wiki until you have two characters
<Pinary> Bam, instant post in any cameo round ever
<terrorPhysicist> that's what I did
<terrorPhysicist> for GBS2's current round
<terrorPhysicist> ... eight months ago.
<Sanzh> Urgh I should get to this post
<Solaris> but seriously guy
<terrorPhysicist> anyways I've got stuff to get to, but I'll talk to y'all again tomorrow
<Pinary> See you!
<Solaris> later slips!
<XX> aw, slips <3
<TimeothyHour> cya slips
<pypmobile> Bye slip :3
<Godbot> later, slips
<XX> good luck with life bro
<MrGuy> Bye Slippy
<Sanzh> Bye Slips
<terrorPhysicist> Thanks guys :)
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<Sanzh> Well that was a thing