This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff

Got a shit ton of donuts for you though, you want 'em? I got polar bars, I got pershings, maple, maple bacon, raised, cake, old-fashioned, buttermilk, twists, we do special monster donuts (got a face on 'em), got holes, you want some fritters, I do a special order what you want

i am glad you did not decide to encroach on my old world european ethnic donut territory, of oliebols, klenaters, pączki, nougatkrapfen and the like

or is it even still my territory I might have lost the copyright to it

There's apparently a stereotype about bakers in Oregon: "All they know how to make is maple bars and cinammon rolls". I couldn't encroach on your firmer, more savory territory if I tried.