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So presumably non-humans would have to pay for it? How would they figure out how to handle the money? Screetek are you telling me you can detect aliens/cyborgs/simian uprisings/other threats to humanity?

Please also tell me more about the boxiness of your ''box' product', and I am interested in further details about what my '"""Free""" """hippo"""' actually is given the severe quotation displacement implied.