RE: Order and Chaos
09-23-2015, 03:45 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-23-2015, 04:35 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
> "I am going to break your elbows and use them as silverware to eat you alive. Can't juggle foreign relations on an empty stomach y'know"
For it was not known to her that as subjects to the king and the noble order, they were often subjects of food conversation.
"What shall we eat today?" The king wondered one day.
"Might I suggest Sir Mordiggan? I do think him a worthy candidate for our lord. Quite corpulent, too! His wife's recent death has left him morose, however, and that shan't be easy on His Highness' tastebuds. But we've no choice... there's been poor selection of our knights and squires lately. Last week's Bubonic Plague Buffet was ruinous!"
And on this day, the Ambassador missed Beggar Brisket Breakfast!
For it was not known to her that as subjects to the king and the noble order, they were often subjects of food conversation.
"What shall we eat today?" The king wondered one day.
"Might I suggest Sir Mordiggan? I do think him a worthy candidate for our lord. Quite corpulent, too! His wife's recent death has left him morose, however, and that shan't be easy on His Highness' tastebuds. But we've no choice... there's been poor selection of our knights and squires lately. Last week's Bubonic Plague Buffet was ruinous!"
And on this day, the Ambassador missed Beggar Brisket Breakfast!