wine mum or vodka aunt

I can describe a beer uncle tho

It's like that dude who's very trashy and curses a lot and it's very offensive and hates everything. Smells terrible if left outside on hot weather, pisses a lot and doesn't wash his hands afterwards, smells like cigarettes. His presense just reeks of unpleasantness and probably likes very awful boring stuff like the latest super hero movie or like football or some shit and it's like why the fuck am i talking with you how do you even manage to be so boring and feel so full of yourself YUCK