RE: The Shitposting Thread
09-12-2015, 02:29 AM
I woke up, had a shower, and searched for something to eat.
And they were waiting at the table for me.
They turned in clockwork unison- greeted me in mechanical harmony.
I was afraid; who wouldn't be?
I asked them who they were, and what they wanted from me.
I requested my real family, immediately!
And they turned their heads sideways, hearing my plea.
“You sound stressed. Would you like some coffee?”
My real family would know that I only drink tea.
And they were waiting at the table for me.
They turned in clockwork unison- greeted me in mechanical harmony.
I was afraid; who wouldn't be?
I asked them who they were, and what they wanted from me.
I requested my real family, immediately!
And they turned their heads sideways, hearing my plea.
“You sound stressed. Would you like some coffee?”
My real family would know that I only drink tea.
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