This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff

I got wasted once, and I honestly don't see the appeal. I spent twelve hours crying and vomiting. It didn't even taste good. (Seriously, who thought cake flavored vodka was a good idea?)

Coffee, on the other hand, I will occasionally overdose on. I only started drinking it when I started high school to seem grown up. Now I can't function without at least a cup a day.

Pro-Tip: If you're vomiting, you probably did it wrong.

This pro-tip is widely applicable.