Zoostuck 3

well you're already a dead ringer for a perfect mobile salesman, so you could probably safely start ringing him up, but maybe you should get his number first, as you wouldn't be such a smooth operator without giving your customers a chance to haggle. hell, maybe you could even manage to dial up the price a bit, though remember to stay on the line (dont cross it!) so the connection between you two isn't cut.

alternatively, if you're dying that means the ghost thing is a solid 'Plan B'