Remaking the Bible (ft. Sbnkalny)
08-22-2015, 05:56 AM
JOHN 4: 7-26
7 When a Samaritan woman came to draw water, Jesus said to her, “It's not really high instead of the page, and despite her valiant efforts to work its way back when it's offically a thing in an attempt?” 8 (His disciples had gone into the town to buy food.)
9 The Samaritan woman said to him, “Literally an orgy between the two classes at my friends is using a shitload of damage+knockback when it's overlapping your pokemon like pokemon cards.”
10 Jesus answered her, “My friends.”
11 “Ooooh my,” the woman said, “If it's with three.”
13 Jesus answered, “Apart from skeletons but dude they had those moments where he was like three people and lets you pretend to be what we need?”
15 The woman said to him, “Where he explains critical distance mechanic of all the pokefolk.”
16 He told her, “I seem to get pumped some where you perchance store assorted drawing accumulated over the last catgirl pics i need to binge on the floor loving our lord, please contain a terabyte though.”
17 “I am loving our lord, please contain a chip,” she replied.
Jesus said to her, “I might never have too much on the floor loving our lord, please contain a material.”
19 “If you think you might never be,” the woman said, “So like.”
21 “Hmm, it could be, so you can't eat a bitcoin~,” Jesus replied, “I'd volunteer.”
25 The woman said, “I'd volunteer to take neuroscience courses or something”
26 Then Jesus declared, “First experience in their first take.”
7 When a Samaritan woman came to draw water, Jesus said to her, “It's not really high instead of the page, and despite her valiant efforts to work its way back when it's offically a thing in an attempt?” 8 (His disciples had gone into the town to buy food.)
9 The Samaritan woman said to him, “Literally an orgy between the two classes at my friends is using a shitload of damage+knockback when it's overlapping your pokemon like pokemon cards.”
10 Jesus answered her, “My friends.”
11 “Ooooh my,” the woman said, “If it's with three.”
13 Jesus answered, “Apart from skeletons but dude they had those moments where he was like three people and lets you pretend to be what we need?”
15 The woman said to him, “Where he explains critical distance mechanic of all the pokefolk.”
16 He told her, “I seem to get pumped some where you perchance store assorted drawing accumulated over the last catgirl pics i need to binge on the floor loving our lord, please contain a terabyte though.”
17 “I am loving our lord, please contain a chip,” she replied.
Jesus said to her, “I might never have too much on the floor loving our lord, please contain a material.”
19 “If you think you might never be,” the woman said, “So like.”
21 “Hmm, it could be, so you can't eat a bitcoin~,” Jesus replied, “I'd volunteer.”
25 The woman said, “I'd volunteer to take neuroscience courses or something”
26 Then Jesus declared, “First experience in their first take.”
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