RE: The Broken Prophecy (Walls O' Text)
04-15-2012, 03:56 AM
Hey i read it!
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Blackbird> RIDE THE MOTH
Edwin > magic armor gas mask
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Spoilerfirst off: take the time to actually read it! It's not a bad use of minutes!
But if you simply must hurry here is my possibly immaculate summary.
(okay so I wrote "inaccurate" but the iPhone autocorrected it. IT MUST BE RIGHT)
So Edwin is this priest dude who sees a vision in this MAGICAL TRUTH CRYSTAL where this girl he knows (Alicia) either defeats the coming DEMON HORDE or dies and the world is destroyed.
Edwin's RELIGIOUS ORDER OF TRUTH CRYSTAL AND WOMEN ARE BAD task Edwin with training Alicia and protecting her. He does this except for the protecting her part. Alicia dies during a raid on a large DEMON TOWER and edwin has an OH SHIT moment. He carries her corpse into the tower in a "maybe we arent all screwed" attempt and meets some RED DEMON who is all "ha ha ha I killed your hero."
RED DEMON reveals that he also has a TRUTH CRYSTAL, and Edwin having yet another OH SHIT moment breaks the demons crystal like a whiny baby.
RED DEMON is mad but Edwin kills him because the shards of TRUTH CRYSTAL gives Edwin temporary MAGIC ARMOR POWERS.
RED DEMON dies but mentions BIG DEMON is still gonna destroy the world so Edwin goes to his religious order to figure out what the hell guys.
The RELIGIOUS ORDER OF TRUTH CRYSTAL AND WOMEN ARE BAD think Edwin is full of it and want to imprison him but MAGIC ARMOR POWERS is having none of that and Edwin goes to smash their crystal but apparently the demons have two more crystals and smashing the humans crystal is just one more way for BIG DEMON to win. So instead he runs away to this town this vision showed him but that town is IN THE FUTURE. WHAT?
So FUTURE TOWN is the last surviving town against the demon hoard and after a series of fights and OH SHIT moments, Edwin gets to know a nice girl named Mira who reveals the secret location of that town's MAGIC TRUTH CRYSTAL.
then Edwin reads a book.
Some more OH SHIT stuff happens and some guy named BIRDBEARD shows up and saves the day and also he is a TIME TRAVELER. Sweet. Edwin has another vision and goes to find a demon kid riding a horse and an underage Mira in the past.
They find the kid but it's the wrong time so Edwin gets naked and copies the kids memories. Then Edwin and BEARDBIRD go into a tunnel full of slugs that fly and a moth that lays eggs because this will get them to the past I think.
Anyway right now they need to get through this cave by either sneaking past everything or murdering everything. Both are difficult tasks and we need to suggest how that would go down.
...
...
...maybe I should read that again.
But if you simply must hurry here is my possibly immaculate summary.
(okay so I wrote "inaccurate" but the iPhone autocorrected it. IT MUST BE RIGHT)
So Edwin is this priest dude who sees a vision in this MAGICAL TRUTH CRYSTAL where this girl he knows (Alicia) either defeats the coming DEMON HORDE or dies and the world is destroyed.
Edwin's RELIGIOUS ORDER OF TRUTH CRYSTAL AND WOMEN ARE BAD task Edwin with training Alicia and protecting her. He does this except for the protecting her part. Alicia dies during a raid on a large DEMON TOWER and edwin has an OH SHIT moment. He carries her corpse into the tower in a "maybe we arent all screwed" attempt and meets some RED DEMON who is all "ha ha ha I killed your hero."
RED DEMON reveals that he also has a TRUTH CRYSTAL, and Edwin having yet another OH SHIT moment breaks the demons crystal like a whiny baby.
RED DEMON is mad but Edwin kills him because the shards of TRUTH CRYSTAL gives Edwin temporary MAGIC ARMOR POWERS.
RED DEMON dies but mentions BIG DEMON is still gonna destroy the world so Edwin goes to his religious order to figure out what the hell guys.
The RELIGIOUS ORDER OF TRUTH CRYSTAL AND WOMEN ARE BAD think Edwin is full of it and want to imprison him but MAGIC ARMOR POWERS is having none of that and Edwin goes to smash their crystal but apparently the demons have two more crystals and smashing the humans crystal is just one more way for BIG DEMON to win. So instead he runs away to this town this vision showed him but that town is IN THE FUTURE. WHAT?
So FUTURE TOWN is the last surviving town against the demon hoard and after a series of fights and OH SHIT moments, Edwin gets to know a nice girl named Mira who reveals the secret location of that town's MAGIC TRUTH CRYSTAL.
then Edwin reads a book.
Some more OH SHIT stuff happens and some guy named BIRDBEARD shows up and saves the day and also he is a TIME TRAVELER. Sweet. Edwin has another vision and goes to find a demon kid riding a horse and an underage Mira in the past.
They find the kid but it's the wrong time so Edwin gets naked and copies the kids memories. Then Edwin and BEARDBIRD go into a tunnel full of slugs that fly and a moth that lays eggs because this will get them to the past I think.
Anyway right now they need to get through this cave by either sneaking past everything or murdering everything. Both are difficult tasks and we need to suggest how that would go down.
...
...
...maybe I should read that again.
Blackbird> RIDE THE MOTH
Edwin > magic armor gas mask
(on this graph we can see that time invested in an adventure does not correlate with the overall quality of suggestions.)