RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
08-07-2015, 02:43 PM
05:27 Timu12 holY SHIT
05:27 Timu12 i just had THE most coherent dream of my life.
05:28 Timu12 it had plenty of silly moments. a ridiculous blending of characters, concepts and other things that had no business being part of the same story but it was still almost completely logically coherent with the exception of some characters morphing into other characters.
05:28 Timu12 and the portal mechanics were a little off but otherwise holy shit. it made sense
05:31 Timu12 Our story is a tragic tale of love. love between Link/Raiden and some girl
05:31 Timu12 that spans across time and space
05:33 Loather whoa
05:33 Timu12 want to hear it ;) ?
05:27 Timu12 i just had THE most coherent dream of my life.
05:28 Timu12 it had plenty of silly moments. a ridiculous blending of characters, concepts and other things that had no business being part of the same story but it was still almost completely logically coherent with the exception of some characters morphing into other characters.
05:28 Timu12 and the portal mechanics were a little off but otherwise holy shit. it made sense
05:31 Timu12 Our story is a tragic tale of love. love between Link/Raiden and some girl
05:31 Timu12 that spans across time and space
05:33 Loather whoa
05:33 Timu12 want to hear it ;) ?
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SpoilerOur story begins in a village by the coast, long ago...
Linkraiden is just your average boy. He has friends, works at the local bath, and does other village boy things. But he had always felt the calling of adventure. The village was boring. Not much happened. So one day Linkraiden took up the sword and left town seeking action.
Throughout his adventures, Linkraiden saved many kingdoms. He even picked up a sidekick, Robin from DC comics. Together they made an excellent team, taking down monsters and other baddies that threatened the land. They one day encountered an evil devil mage who was terrorizing the land.
After an intense 3 phase boss battle, involving use of many of raiden's cool sword moves in mgr:r and transforming into wolf link and dodging magic lasers and robin helping out too i guess, the devil mage was defeated. Or was she?
She began to explain her past, "I was just a normal village girl once. I had no friends, worked at the local bath, and had a huge crush on my male coworker. When he suddenly left town one day, I was left to work in the bath all by herself and it was very hard work.
"One day, the bathhouse was destroyed by a meteor. Though there was fire and a bit of a wreck, most of the danger was now past. As I approached the meteor, she saw that riding it, was a mouse.
"Mickey Mouse.
"Mickey Mouse apologized for the damage done by his meteor. He offered me one of four strange berries to compensate for the damage, explaining that he needed to keep the others as he had not brought much else with him to this planet. I ate the berry and found myself corrupted by evil thoughts and transformed into this devil mage. And now... I'm ready for phase 4 of this boss fight!"
The devilmage had been talking to distract our heroes while she had been growing big metal knife-wings... but then Linkraiden said, "Wait... you were my coworker at the bathhouse? I didn't recognize you! You transformed so much!"
The devilmage looked more closely at Linkraiden, "Oh... after all this time... it's you! You look a lot different also!"
And so the three of them (don't forget about Robin) now journeyed together. They found a desert full of sand cubes! They found a second Robin! They found two mysterious keys that didn't match any door. They found an apartment and settled down in the city.
And they lived happily into their mid-40s until someone knocked on their door.
Mickey Mouse.
In his silly disney voice, "Do you have those two mysterious keys?"
"Why yes we do," said Linkraiden, "Are you Mickey Mouse? I think my wife is a little mad at you."
The Devilmage said, "Yeah, I am, but whatever. Yeah we have the keys what do you want with them?"
Mickey replied simply, "Come with me and I shall show you."
They went to a parking garage on the edge of the town. Mickey touched a key to a simply chain link fence, and suddenly the wires broke and bent outwards, forming a gap in space itself through which a white light shown. Travelling through, the five travellers found a wonderous new world. It had a gleaming forest, with a castle of glass, and a beach, with large crabs on it. The portal closed automatically behind them, leaving just an out-of-place chainlink fence on the edge of the forest.
"Wow! What an amazing place! What do you say guys, shall we go on one more adventure?" asked Robin #2.
"Yeah! Let's do it" said Robin #1.
"Wait, I only brought one of the keys, the other one is still at home. If we lose the one we have with us, we won't be able to get back!" said the Devilmage!
"Oh, well in that case, I'll go back and get it. I'll be right back!" said Linkraiden as he went back through the portal in the chainlink fence.
But when Linkraiden returned, the wonderous world was nothing more than a desolate wasteland of fire and ash. There was no sign of the glass castle, the large crabs, or any of his friends!
Linkraiden fell to his knees, screaming, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
----
Linkraiden walked through the portal with his friends, saying the word "no" quietly. He was with the two Robins, Devilmage and Mickey Mouse, having just entered into a wonderous world, with a gleaming forest, with a castle of glass, and a beach, with large crabs on it. The portal closed automatically behind them, leaving just an out-of-place chainlink fence on the edge of the forest.
"Wow! What an amazing place! What do you say guys, shall we go on one more adventure?" asked Robin #2.
Linkraiden scratched his head.
"Yeah! Let's do it" said Robin #1.
Linkraiden said, "this place looks awfully familiar."
"Wait, I only brought one of the keys, the other one is still at home. If we lose the one we have with us, we won't be able to get back!" said the Devilmage!
Linkraiden shook his head, clearing his thoughts. "Oh, I better go get it. I'll be right back!"
Linkraiden went back through the portal in the chainlink fence. But when Linkraiden returned, the wonderous world was nothing more than a desolate wasteland of fire and ash. There was no sign of the glass castle, the large crabs, or any of his friends!
Linkraiden fell to his knees, screaming, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
----
Linkraiden walked through the portal with his friends, saying the word "no" quietly. He was with the two Robins, Devilmage and Mickey Mouse, having just entered into a wonderous world, with a gleaming forest, with a castle of glass, and a beach, with large crabs on it. The portal closed automatically behind them, leaving just an out-of-place chainlink fence on the edge of the forest.
Linkraiden said, "Man, I'm having a lot of deja vu right now."
Robin #2 said "Wow! What an amazing place! Have you been to a place like this before, Linkraiden?"
Linkraiden said, "Yeah, maybe! But let's go on one more adventure!"
"Wait, I only brought one of the keys, the other one is still at home. If we lose the one we have with us, we won't be able to get back!" said the Devilmage!
Linkraiden said, "Oh, I'll go get it then. Be right back!"
Linkraiden went back through the portal, fetched the second key and returned to a world of ash and fire.
Linkraiden fell to his knees, screaming, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
-----
Linkraiden walked through the portal with his friends, saying "no" quietly.
"Yeah this had definitely happened before. I remember it pretty well this time," said Linkraiden.
"What are you talking about?" asked Robin #2.
Linkraiden, "Yeah, like, in alternate timelines, or something, we've done this, but then I go back to get the spare key, and when I return, this world has been destroyed somehow. What's going on?"
Mickey Mouse replied simply, "Oh, that would be because time on this planet goes a lot faster than on Earth. Five minutes on Earth is 300 years on this side of the portal."
Linkraiden gasped, "Oh jeez, why didn't you tell us that before? And also that means this planet is going to be destroyed in 300 years!"
Robin #1 said, "Well, I guess that's still plenty of time for us to go on adventures here. And then when we come back it will be like no time has passed back home!"
The Devilmage said, "But if we lose our key we'll have no way back! Is there someway we can get that spare key?"
Linkraiden thought for a moment. "Well, if time goes really fast here compared to earth, then shouldn't we have felt something while going through the portal? Maybe time synchronizes between these two planets, but only while the portal is open. We should leave something inside the portal to keep it open while I get the spare key!"
Linkraiden tied a string around the chainlink fence such that the string went through the portal. After carefully testing that it worked, Linkraiden confirmed that the string was enough to keep the portal open, and that the passage of time would remain synchronized between the planets. "Excellent! I'll go get that key. Make sure this portal stays open for me!"
And when Linkraiden returned, his friends were still there! He emerged into the same wonderous world with its gleaming forest, glass castle, and large crab beach! And then Mickey Mouse hurled a shuriken, severing the string. The portal closed automatically, leaving behind an out-of-place chain link fence on the edge of the forest.
"Why did you do that?" asked Robin #1.
But suddenly, quick as a flash, Mickey Mouse snatched up the two keys, and crushed them into useless bits with his bare hands. "We must stay on this planet now. The portal must not open again!"
Linkraiden was angered and ready to fight, but realized that since they were all stuck together now, any conflict would probably just make things worse. They'll just have to live in peace together now. "Well. I guess there's no use fighting you, Mickey, since we're all stuck here. I guess we just need to set up a home here."
While Linkraiden and his friends looked at the castle of glass. "That... does not look safe at all." said Robin #2.
"Yeah if it shatterss we'll be in a world of hurt." said the Devilmage.
"Let's just build a hut. Mickey Mouse, are you going to help?" said Linkraiden.
But Mickey Mouse walked over the beach and on top of the surface of the water. He began to dance. A dance of twirls, moonwalking, backflips and all sorts of other amazing moves. The large crabs joined in, matching each and every move perfectly in an amazing synchronized display.
The two Robins looked at each other and said, "Yeah, let's dance instead!" And they turned on their hoverboots and joined Mickey Mouse in dancing on the surface of the water.
The Devilmage and Linkraiden looked at each other. Linkraiden said, "I think I'll go join them."
The Devilmage groaned and said, "Well, I'll be here working."
Linkraiden struggled to dance as well as the two Robins, the crabs and Mickey Mouse. After flailing around in the water a bit, he gave up and went back up to the Devilmage, who had singlehandedly constructed the hut.
"Good job!" said Linkraiden.
Suddenly, the sun in the sky fucking exploded
"holy shit" said the Devilmage
Mickey Mouse exclaimed, "It's happening! The time has come!"
"oh my god, did you know about this?" said Linkraiden, staring at the oncoming wave of flame descending from the sky
Mickey Mouse explained, "Yeah, I knew this was going to happen. I came to Earth to make absolutely sure that the portal would be closed at this time, so that the explosion would not go through the portal and destroy Earth in addition to this planet."
"why didn't you just tell us????" screamed Linkraiden.
Mickey Mouse replied simply, "I don't care at all about you guys."
"Sigh.. at least it will be a quick death." said the Devilmage.
And they all fucking died. Except for Mickey Mouse.
Many years later, Mickey Mouse was living comfortably in a luxury house that he built all by himself in the middle of this terrible wasteland of ash and fire. He had a slapstick comedy routine with his fun robot-vacuum friend, which children on earth loved.
Fuck you mickey mouse you're useless
Linkraiden is just your average boy. He has friends, works at the local bath, and does other village boy things. But he had always felt the calling of adventure. The village was boring. Not much happened. So one day Linkraiden took up the sword and left town seeking action.
Throughout his adventures, Linkraiden saved many kingdoms. He even picked up a sidekick, Robin from DC comics. Together they made an excellent team, taking down monsters and other baddies that threatened the land. They one day encountered an evil devil mage who was terrorizing the land.
After an intense 3 phase boss battle, involving use of many of raiden's cool sword moves in mgr:r and transforming into wolf link and dodging magic lasers and robin helping out too i guess, the devil mage was defeated. Or was she?
She began to explain her past, "I was just a normal village girl once. I had no friends, worked at the local bath, and had a huge crush on my male coworker. When he suddenly left town one day, I was left to work in the bath all by herself and it was very hard work.
"One day, the bathhouse was destroyed by a meteor. Though there was fire and a bit of a wreck, most of the danger was now past. As I approached the meteor, she saw that riding it, was a mouse.
"Mickey Mouse.
"Mickey Mouse apologized for the damage done by his meteor. He offered me one of four strange berries to compensate for the damage, explaining that he needed to keep the others as he had not brought much else with him to this planet. I ate the berry and found myself corrupted by evil thoughts and transformed into this devil mage. And now... I'm ready for phase 4 of this boss fight!"
The devilmage had been talking to distract our heroes while she had been growing big metal knife-wings... but then Linkraiden said, "Wait... you were my coworker at the bathhouse? I didn't recognize you! You transformed so much!"
The devilmage looked more closely at Linkraiden, "Oh... after all this time... it's you! You look a lot different also!"
And so the three of them (don't forget about Robin) now journeyed together. They found a desert full of sand cubes! They found a second Robin! They found two mysterious keys that didn't match any door. They found an apartment and settled down in the city.
And they lived happily into their mid-40s until someone knocked on their door.
Mickey Mouse.
In his silly disney voice, "Do you have those two mysterious keys?"
"Why yes we do," said Linkraiden, "Are you Mickey Mouse? I think my wife is a little mad at you."
The Devilmage said, "Yeah, I am, but whatever. Yeah we have the keys what do you want with them?"
Mickey replied simply, "Come with me and I shall show you."
They went to a parking garage on the edge of the town. Mickey touched a key to a simply chain link fence, and suddenly the wires broke and bent outwards, forming a gap in space itself through which a white light shown. Travelling through, the five travellers found a wonderous new world. It had a gleaming forest, with a castle of glass, and a beach, with large crabs on it. The portal closed automatically behind them, leaving just an out-of-place chainlink fence on the edge of the forest.
"Wow! What an amazing place! What do you say guys, shall we go on one more adventure?" asked Robin #2.
"Yeah! Let's do it" said Robin #1.
"Wait, I only brought one of the keys, the other one is still at home. If we lose the one we have with us, we won't be able to get back!" said the Devilmage!
"Oh, well in that case, I'll go back and get it. I'll be right back!" said Linkraiden as he went back through the portal in the chainlink fence.
But when Linkraiden returned, the wonderous world was nothing more than a desolate wasteland of fire and ash. There was no sign of the glass castle, the large crabs, or any of his friends!
Linkraiden fell to his knees, screaming, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
----
Linkraiden walked through the portal with his friends, saying the word "no" quietly. He was with the two Robins, Devilmage and Mickey Mouse, having just entered into a wonderous world, with a gleaming forest, with a castle of glass, and a beach, with large crabs on it. The portal closed automatically behind them, leaving just an out-of-place chainlink fence on the edge of the forest.
"Wow! What an amazing place! What do you say guys, shall we go on one more adventure?" asked Robin #2.
Linkraiden scratched his head.
"Yeah! Let's do it" said Robin #1.
Linkraiden said, "this place looks awfully familiar."
"Wait, I only brought one of the keys, the other one is still at home. If we lose the one we have with us, we won't be able to get back!" said the Devilmage!
Linkraiden shook his head, clearing his thoughts. "Oh, I better go get it. I'll be right back!"
Linkraiden went back through the portal in the chainlink fence. But when Linkraiden returned, the wonderous world was nothing more than a desolate wasteland of fire and ash. There was no sign of the glass castle, the large crabs, or any of his friends!
Linkraiden fell to his knees, screaming, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
----
Linkraiden walked through the portal with his friends, saying the word "no" quietly. He was with the two Robins, Devilmage and Mickey Mouse, having just entered into a wonderous world, with a gleaming forest, with a castle of glass, and a beach, with large crabs on it. The portal closed automatically behind them, leaving just an out-of-place chainlink fence on the edge of the forest.
Linkraiden said, "Man, I'm having a lot of deja vu right now."
Robin #2 said "Wow! What an amazing place! Have you been to a place like this before, Linkraiden?"
Linkraiden said, "Yeah, maybe! But let's go on one more adventure!"
"Wait, I only brought one of the keys, the other one is still at home. If we lose the one we have with us, we won't be able to get back!" said the Devilmage!
Linkraiden said, "Oh, I'll go get it then. Be right back!"
Linkraiden went back through the portal, fetched the second key and returned to a world of ash and fire.
Linkraiden fell to his knees, screaming, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
-----
Linkraiden walked through the portal with his friends, saying "no" quietly.
"Yeah this had definitely happened before. I remember it pretty well this time," said Linkraiden.
"What are you talking about?" asked Robin #2.
Linkraiden, "Yeah, like, in alternate timelines, or something, we've done this, but then I go back to get the spare key, and when I return, this world has been destroyed somehow. What's going on?"
Mickey Mouse replied simply, "Oh, that would be because time on this planet goes a lot faster than on Earth. Five minutes on Earth is 300 years on this side of the portal."
Linkraiden gasped, "Oh jeez, why didn't you tell us that before? And also that means this planet is going to be destroyed in 300 years!"
Robin #1 said, "Well, I guess that's still plenty of time for us to go on adventures here. And then when we come back it will be like no time has passed back home!"
The Devilmage said, "But if we lose our key we'll have no way back! Is there someway we can get that spare key?"
Linkraiden thought for a moment. "Well, if time goes really fast here compared to earth, then shouldn't we have felt something while going through the portal? Maybe time synchronizes between these two planets, but only while the portal is open. We should leave something inside the portal to keep it open while I get the spare key!"
Linkraiden tied a string around the chainlink fence such that the string went through the portal. After carefully testing that it worked, Linkraiden confirmed that the string was enough to keep the portal open, and that the passage of time would remain synchronized between the planets. "Excellent! I'll go get that key. Make sure this portal stays open for me!"
And when Linkraiden returned, his friends were still there! He emerged into the same wonderous world with its gleaming forest, glass castle, and large crab beach! And then Mickey Mouse hurled a shuriken, severing the string. The portal closed automatically, leaving behind an out-of-place chain link fence on the edge of the forest.
"Why did you do that?" asked Robin #1.
But suddenly, quick as a flash, Mickey Mouse snatched up the two keys, and crushed them into useless bits with his bare hands. "We must stay on this planet now. The portal must not open again!"
Linkraiden was angered and ready to fight, but realized that since they were all stuck together now, any conflict would probably just make things worse. They'll just have to live in peace together now. "Well. I guess there's no use fighting you, Mickey, since we're all stuck here. I guess we just need to set up a home here."
While Linkraiden and his friends looked at the castle of glass. "That... does not look safe at all." said Robin #2.
"Yeah if it shatterss we'll be in a world of hurt." said the Devilmage.
"Let's just build a hut. Mickey Mouse, are you going to help?" said Linkraiden.
But Mickey Mouse walked over the beach and on top of the surface of the water. He began to dance. A dance of twirls, moonwalking, backflips and all sorts of other amazing moves. The large crabs joined in, matching each and every move perfectly in an amazing synchronized display.
The two Robins looked at each other and said, "Yeah, let's dance instead!" And they turned on their hoverboots and joined Mickey Mouse in dancing on the surface of the water.
The Devilmage and Linkraiden looked at each other. Linkraiden said, "I think I'll go join them."
The Devilmage groaned and said, "Well, I'll be here working."
Linkraiden struggled to dance as well as the two Robins, the crabs and Mickey Mouse. After flailing around in the water a bit, he gave up and went back up to the Devilmage, who had singlehandedly constructed the hut.
"Good job!" said Linkraiden.
Suddenly, the sun in the sky fucking exploded
"holy shit" said the Devilmage
Mickey Mouse exclaimed, "It's happening! The time has come!"
"oh my god, did you know about this?" said Linkraiden, staring at the oncoming wave of flame descending from the sky
Mickey Mouse explained, "Yeah, I knew this was going to happen. I came to Earth to make absolutely sure that the portal would be closed at this time, so that the explosion would not go through the portal and destroy Earth in addition to this planet."
"why didn't you just tell us????" screamed Linkraiden.
Mickey Mouse replied simply, "I don't care at all about you guys."
"Sigh.. at least it will be a quick death." said the Devilmage.
And they all fucking died. Except for Mickey Mouse.
Many years later, Mickey Mouse was living comfortably in a luxury house that he built all by himself in the middle of this terrible wasteland of ash and fire. He had a slapstick comedy routine with his fun robot-vacuum friend, which children on earth loved.
Fuck you mickey mouse you're useless
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