The Thread Where You Give Me Your Secrets and I Judge You

I have heard it said from a very reliable source that your name is a certain particular female name, and my no-longer-a-secret is that about a week ago I performed unspeakably risqué sexual acts with someone who goes by that same specific name, and this (the name overlap) is something I have I think understandably not mentioned or in any way called attention to at all, but there you have it! Judge away!