I'll answer your questions

if the lizard people are really in charge of everything does that mean they're out of my league or do i still have a shot at romance

How do you think new lizard people come in to being? They gotta have a human host for their eggs. It's not really "romance" to them, but if you do the right mental gymnastics, it can probably fulfill a desire to be loved.

Why won't you acknowledge that my question was the only one asked to meet the criterion of being its own answer? Who are you working for who doesn't want the truth to be known?

I never acknowledge anything! I am working for goblin.

Can you please stop putting hucking huge wads of plutonium into Obama's food? It's bad enough he has antlers now so why don't you just agree that it's not nice to spit into your president's food?

I can't help it! I cook with my mouth open.

"Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go."

What happened to Mary's little lamb?

Have you seen Mary's new wool jacket? What about her leather boots? And that mutton lunch she had the other day?

Oh drat, I've answered all your questions with questions, I lose 10 host points.

THIS PUTS ME AT -3 HOST POINTS. I'm bankrupt!

In order to achieve more host points, I'm going to need questions that call into question my professionalism, competency, and entertainment skills.