RE: EIGHTEEN WHEELERS OF FORTUNE: LET'S PLAY BMFCT
07-23-2015, 03:44 AM
Motherfuckin' Crab Trucker Name: Piston Shrimp
Your Motherfuckin' Job: Truck Unfucker (Repair)
Your Three Fuckin' Traits: Bullshit! (MacGyver) Scuttle! (Truck Acrobatics) Trimaran! (Drive)
Your Fuckin' Life Story: Piston Shrimp spent most of his life assuming the Waterworld apocalypse happened and got real fucking good at making garbage float and do cool shit. Then he found Dry Land and it turned out he'd just been stuck in a fucking pond all this time. Piston found that his skillset transferred quite well to trucking and set out to attach fucking booster parachutes to every rig he met.
How you Fuckin' Roll: It's a Crab eat Crab world out there. Piston Shrimp lives and dies by the law of the road (which isn't the actual law law but more of the Bigger Truck Wins sorta deal)
Your Motherfuckin' Job: Truck Unfucker (Repair)
Your Three Fuckin' Traits: Bullshit! (MacGyver) Scuttle! (Truck Acrobatics) Trimaran! (Drive)
Your Fuckin' Life Story: Piston Shrimp spent most of his life assuming the Waterworld apocalypse happened and got real fucking good at making garbage float and do cool shit. Then he found Dry Land and it turned out he'd just been stuck in a fucking pond all this time. Piston found that his skillset transferred quite well to trucking and set out to attach fucking booster parachutes to every rig he met.
How you Fuckin' Roll: It's a Crab eat Crab world out there. Piston Shrimp lives and dies by the law of the road (which isn't the actual law law but more of the Bigger Truck Wins sorta deal)