RE: EIGHTEEN WHEELERS OF FORTUNE: LET'S PLAY BMFCT
07-22-2015, 05:51 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-23-2015, 05:01 AM by ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆.)
Motherfuckin' Crab Trucker Name: Scab The Crab Bard
Your Motherfuckin' Job: "Bard" is just "Crab" backwards
Your Three Fuckin' Traits: Lift! Lute! Loot! Repute!
Your Fuckin' Life Story: Scab was once a Lifter, but he always had always had a propensity for enjoying the stopovers a little too much. One day, he woke up in a pile of garbage and his own boozy vomit to find that the truck he was to Lift for had Left without him instead. He vowed to clean up his act for The Motherfuckin' Crab Goddess. He kicked his habit to the curb (also "crab" spelled backwards) and became a roadie for a famous band of Rock Lobsters who were passing through. When the lead guitarist quit the band, he stepped up to the plate, and discovered a natural gift for shredding he honed to fame and fortune over the tour and accompanying album. Unfortunately, the band was wildly unstable by the time he joined, and so dissolved a little over a year and a half later. Now he's rudderless, and hoping to perhaps rejoin the trucking business and get back in the good grace of The Motherfuckin' Crab Goddess.
How You Fuckin' Roll: I do honestly want to see my character achieve their goals, but I think it's a lot more fun if they suffer, and suffer, and suffer, and as you know, Schazer, I have a unique propensity for creating and executing horrible plans.
Your Motherfuckin' Job: "Bard" is just "Crab" backwards
Your Three Fuckin' Traits: Lift! Lute! Loot! Repute!
Your Fuckin' Life Story: Scab was once a Lifter, but he always had always had a propensity for enjoying the stopovers a little too much. One day, he woke up in a pile of garbage and his own boozy vomit to find that the truck he was to Lift for had Left without him instead. He vowed to clean up his act for The Motherfuckin' Crab Goddess. He kicked his habit to the curb (also "crab" spelled backwards) and became a roadie for a famous band of Rock Lobsters who were passing through. When the lead guitarist quit the band, he stepped up to the plate, and discovered a natural gift for shredding he honed to fame and fortune over the tour and accompanying album. Unfortunately, the band was wildly unstable by the time he joined, and so dissolved a little over a year and a half later. Now he's rudderless, and hoping to perhaps rejoin the trucking business and get back in the good grace of The Motherfuckin' Crab Goddess.
How You Fuckin' Roll: I do honestly want to see my character achieve their goals, but I think it's a lot more fun if they suffer, and suffer, and suffer, and as you know, Schazer, I have a unique propensity for creating and executing horrible plans.