I'll answer your questions

Which would be the easiest work of art to accurately render using only toast bread and noodles - The Mona Lisa, Michaelangelo's David, or a Jackson Pollock's Number 5?

David, simply because it exists in the same 3 dimensions toast bread and noodles do.

If my friends are eating burgers and I am eating roasted duck's foot, which of the following songs is more appropriate dinner music, provided that we are eating under The Garden of Earthly Delights (by Hieronymus Bosch) most illegally: "Sabre Dance" by Aram Khachaturian or William Tell's Overture Finale?

This is a trick question. Both songs must be played overlapping each other.

TRICK QUESTION SCORES:

Schazer: Blue Diamond
Reyweld: Uncontrollable


Tomorrow's new trick question:

The answer to the question you will pose is "Because too much is just too much". Construct a mind-warping question to fit that answer and receive your new question score.