Let's go vampire hunting

Dude if you help out the queen maybe she'll give you a duchy or something how can you NOT take her up on this

this could be the basis for peace between vampires and humans!

THEN YOUD BE OUT OF A JOB?

you better do this, but botch everything on the way, to ensure your financial security

WOWOAH What if you get a duchy you'll be like lord of the lands kind of like a POPE? BUBUTBUT then you'd be at peace with vampires and that's no good! What kind of thing could you do then if vampires are no longer bad??!



Yeah! You should help her, in fact, your great great grand ancestor might have been like the royal king of like, a group of like 3 cavemen, so technically you're royal! If you become a vampire and then vampire king, all the vampires will have to accept you as their true rulermumblemumblemumble

Tell her you'll help, but only in a cool way where she's YOUR sidekick. Because you're a cool guy.

T-the coolest.

Ok Ms. Vampire Lady, i'll help you, but only for the fame and prestige. I'll be the leader of this revolution, by the way. There is a cigarette in my mouth right now.

"Uh um, thanks a lot" She says, you're fucking killing it right now. You're so cool.



"The only chance we have at succeeding is if we kill whoever is wearing the crown now, and take it for ourselves. There's no way we can defeat them by just fighting, we need your holy symbol and a plan of attack."



Uuuuuuuuh... yeah about that. You kinda lost it.

"That is literally our only chance, you need to retrieve it."



"Actually, i heard someone talking about a holy symbol appearing somewhere in the swamp forest just ahead, bounty hunters are probably attempting to retrieve it and since wielding a holy symbol isn't an easy task for underworld creatures, there's a chance it'll still be there."

Let's go hunt some vampires (plural)

THEN IT IS DECIDED! We shall go retrieve it, my little party of cute allies.




...



"I can't go with you."



"Dangerous people are looking for me, they will find me if i don't keep moving. I just blew up like an entire market place or whatever, it's too risky. Besides, i don't think i'd be of much help as i am right now. You and your universal translator should be able to retrieve it."



"I know of a place i can go to and rest for a bit and maybe device a plan once you retrieve your holy symbol. If you manage to find your weapon somehow, i'll try to find you near the river of bones, where we landed from the portal."



"Thank you again, and please try your best."



...

...

"Her name is Agathe. She's not lying when she said everyone is looking for her and wants her dead. Literally everyone knows about her."

You... guess this actually really serious.

Well it's just you and me the-



"Actually-"

NO NOT YOU TOO WAITRESS BABE NO

"I kinda just met you and that whole deal sounds really dangerous, plus i didn't even finish my shift so...

Good luck, Hunter."



B-but.

Vampires

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