Zoostuck 3

You're the Fast Car Guru and you literally just bet someone you have twenty four ultra fast cars. Now you only have twenty three ultra fast cars and that douchebag you made a bet with is on his way.

Namely, you only have twenty three really fast cars now, and that means you're going to lose the bet you made like five minutes ago. Unless you can find another really fast car in a hurry, you're in big trouble.

Of course you already checked the internet, but when you have twenty three really fast cars all in one place, most of the responses just point to those and they don't do you any good. You're going to need to think of something to do about this problem... fast.

However, filled with rage, you manage to hit the 5 key instead of the 6 key 24 times in a row. You stop when you hear a dialtone, having long ago lost count of how many times you dialed. Instead, you merely wait for an answer and then start shouting.

You are now the person whose phone number is the number 5 repeated 24 times. Some kid is yelling at you over the phone about how his name is Zoosmell now.

So who are you, and what are you going to do about this kid?