I will answer every question you have

Should I clean you up?

Yes definitely

I told you that stepladder had a wobbly leg, but noooo, you had to go ahead trying to hang up that grey alien figure from party city and paint the ceiling blue on that stepladder anyway. Well now it fell down and you've made a mess. I hope you're proud of what you've done.

Cannot predict now

I'm calling the police.

Very doubtful