[STING OF THE WASP] Let's Play Interactive Fiction Together!

x pantsuit

A hundred-eighty pound woman packed in a hundred-sixty pound Chanel reject. You've got to hand it to her though, all that fuchsia really does detract from what it covers.

"Oh, Julia. It's been ages. You simply must see our pictures from Tuscany," she says, and before you can decline, she pulls a stack of photos from her purse.

talk to cecilia about pantsuit

"That's quite the outfit, Cissy," you say, barely able to keep down your bile.

"Why, thank you, Julia. My husband picked it up in Milan. It really catches the eye, doesn't it?"

Catches and won't let go.

x wine

Although Merlot is currently receiving wider commendations, you suspect it's more due to how easy it is to pronounce its name rather than any aesthetic superiority.

"Here's my eldest, Tyler, isn't he handsome?" Cissy croons, showing you a photo of a rather dirty little boy with a finger up his nose.

talk to waiter about pantsuit

"I'm sorry Mrs. Hawthorne, but I'm very busy," he says, bustling over to a particularly loud table.

"Oh ooh, here's Madison. Isn't she darling?"

"She's absolutely breathtaking," you say.

take wine

You're rude, but not that rude. Try asking the waiter for some wine instead.

"And this is our villa, isn't it just to die for?"

Frankly, you agree. You'd die before setting foot in such a dismal little hovel.

Talk to Cecilia about Cecilia

"How's Cissy, today?"

"Who?" she says, noticeably confused. "Oh right, me, I'm fine."