Black Zenith [Adventure RPG / Chapter Four: Fires of Heaven]

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SpoilerGentlemen.

This is the Dandynihilator 5000, and it features a longsword jutting out from the cap of a silk beaver. It is quite fashionable, despite what comments passing plebeians will make regarding your head and its similarity to a pin. The utility it serves is also quite recognizable by the sharp end at the top, there, very efficient in its death-blow delivery to any belligerents with whom you may or may not, colloquially, "have a beef".

This one-of-a-kind item can be found nowhere else, as our company only produces zero of these a year due to their being in extreme contravention of our laws. But with extreme law-infringement comes extreme style. So please, consider relinquishing your civil rights for the chance to own this voguish killing weapon and occupy your place in high society uncontested.