Black Zenith [Adventure RPG / Chapter Four: Fires of Heaven]

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SpoilerTeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa tttiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee o h damn apparently it isn't tea time, he has to kill something first.
But one'a these days, ONE'A THESE DAYS, he will make damned good use of that vase!

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SpoilerFrolic this not an scp, this is an undead. DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT, MAN

Watson gasps at the LATEST NEW FLESH WOUND to appear on his chest! He's had worse but the mere surprise of it is appalling. Watson hopes to treat Remah with a drubbing for which it will be worth ruing ruining Watson's suit! Further! Again! The fabric is completely decrepit at this point, there's no use worrying about it, blood-boiling hells alive, but it needs to be in a condition he should be wont to repair it!

But what's more appalling, his newest injury or THE ENSORCELLED ABOMINATION STILL UP AND ABOUT!? Watson cannot stand for this any longer and neither should it. After leaving his mouth agape for a few seconds at its magical-decaying-corpse-face, he sees to chopping its head off. It seemed quite easy, too, the calcified collarbone crumbling at the touch of his Champion Blade, a true proponent for de-necroficational justice. Watson has yet to see if it withstood such a sword-to-head impact but if it it didn't, he will be satisfied.

He will give due attention to the gloaming sword and armor when this threat is duly eliminated.

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LATEST NEW FLESH WOUND to appear on his chest!

Remah subscribes to #topmaims on detailed, step-by-step instructions on how to mangle people in a macabre fashion.

This is from issue number 411 of #topmaims magazine. (pretty much what i found when i searched "Top maims"

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"This penné has so much ground-up human bone shredded cheese in it!" Margaret said, "Judy, add a little pesto next time."

Unfortunately, Judy never appreciated Margaret's wonderful cooking tips because SHE IS A SERIAL CANNIBAL AND HAS NO RESPECT FOR HER ROOMMATE'S TASTE IN CUISINE.

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SpoilerAlso who the hell would put pesto in their friggin' pasta?

Unforgiveable. Margaret deserves to die

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SpoilerOh! I just figured out a use for the Vase! If the magic weaving the water together was weaved into Watson's up-and-coming carpet, his companions can heal while riding on it!

Or if it was broken into pieces, the shards can be attached to the little strings at the end of the carpet like beads. Hopefully that will give it healing powers.