Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Day Six: The Handsman Cometh

As daylight shines once more over the Vista Paolo, something has changed. Something that has improved the quality of life for all those left standing in the what can now charitably be called wreck of a resort.

Sure, the hotel might be missing three stories. And the outskirts have been blown to kingdom come. And the local Handsman has been looted, leaving noble Handsman's first international expansion a total failure.

But the whales have left. The incessant whale noises and whale smells have receded with the tide, and the few bitches still fighting for control of Vista Paolo can finally focus on what's really important: killing each other for profit.

No-one cares about the ominous not-quite-clouds floating in the sky. No-one bothers to check the ANOMALY READER still active in the NEWSCOPTER wreckage that made it out of MalkyTop's implosion.

No, what's really important is that

Bigro has RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE.

and that several poor shankers aren't around to enjoy this new, whale-free morning with the rest of you.


Ixcaliber was ZOMBIE CARL GARLAND, a ZOMBIE SHANKER. As a ZOMBIE SHANKER he had been brought back from the dead and gained one charge of ZOMBIE STRENGTH to protect him from regular shankings. He was shanked twice!

Akumu was a ZOMBIE SHANKER. He was shanked once, messily.

SupahKiven was a REGULAR SHANKER. He was shanked once, messily!

Palamedes was THE GODFATHER SHANKER. His reputation had been pristine, mostly because he was an expert at cleaning up after himself. He would check as town to any investigative roles. Alas, that wasn't any help when he was stuck in a resort with 70 stab-happy lunatics. He resolved to be the last man standing instead. As the Rikollisryhmä Kingpin, Palamedes receives a HALF-WIN for ensuring the demise of Detective Carl Garland before his own.

Detective Carl Garland, for no good reason, receives a QUARTER-WIN for not un-un-dying before the death of the Rikollisryhmä Kingpin.

TehPilot was a CHATTY SHANKER. And boy that must've gotten on some other shanker's nerves, because he was shanked THREE TIMES.

Truegreen was a REGULAR SHANKER. He was shanked once.


With those bitches done and dusted, it's time to move on to making even more of them! Probably with the help of your HANDSMAN SWAG.

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For those of you that are still alive: during the course of this day, please describe what SWEET INVENTION you've managed to cobble together overnight out of the stuff you got from Handsman yesterday in your quicktopic.

Repeat: in your quicktopic.

It should involve all the items you picked up, and only those items. You cannot explicitly assign your invention a power. Fishing for one is okay (not encouraged), but be warned:

Your inventions may end up more or less effective/powerful depending on the style, panache, and general creativity embodied in your descriptions. More words is not necessarily better!

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Well? Get to it!

Livelist

1. Schazer
2. Not The Author
3. Seedy
4. Granolaman
5. Coldblooded
6. amosmyn
7. Phish
8. LegendaryQ
9. Sruixan
10. Acionyx
11. Bigro

With 11 players alive, it takes 6 votes to groupshank. Day deadline is in 144 hours or at 1:00 PM EST on Saturday, April 11th.