Hebrews 10:31

Entry forty two, April 2, 2015.

Alright so I was trapped in a temporal time loop and turned into a disgusting fish, haha nice April Fools jerks. Who did that.

pros can slake bloodlust vry chrismatc good w kids cons bound 2 limits of offerd mortl form unquenchable bloodlust ritul reqs 1 mortl body any kind something u love nd smthg u fear

I thought Voodoo Steve was still out of commission, did you save him?

Also, can the thing I fear and the thing I love be the same?

These are the exact procedures required to bind 5 to your service

Can I use the same sacrifice as the one I use to summon Whim?

Eh, at this stage I'll settle for Starscream.

Wonderful, you've been promoted to Second in Command. You've made me the happiest totally benevolent definitely not a giant monster ruler ever.

I'm sorry, your plan - much like your image - was destroyed and no longer exists.