Zoostuck 3

You are now Zoosmell Egbert and a limbo stick just appeared next to you. You don't know where it came from and don't care; you're having enough trouble with this scissor-wielding assailant as it is, so you appreciate having some form of weapon.

You quickly grab the limbo stick and start whacking your attacker over the head with it. Soon you render him unconscious, giving you your first opportunity in some time to observe your surroundings.

It is at this point that you realize that the universe has somehow gotten even stupider than it was before. Apparently the universe is now controlled by a "Johnsmell Madden", who is most likely somehow responsible for your new inferior nomenclature. You would rather not know the precise details, even though you could easily deduce them.

Regardless, if you are going to recreate the universe into the form it should have, you will first have to deal with its current leader. You believe it would be best to claim the moonglasses, as originally planned, and work out the rest from there.

Now, how are you going to do that?