Everything is Sore and How Do I Breathe?

Finally, the thread for me

I decided (after not exercising for 2? 3? years) that i really need to get my ass into gear and stop being such a fat lump, so i've gotten some exercise clothes and some obnoxiously bright yellow sneakers and a skipping rope to do so. I've managed one go at it so far and felt like i was dying :v

I'm optimistic about my ability to stick with this, since i got something high impact/low time commitment so it will actually hold my attention.