Hebrews 10:31

Entry forty, March 31, 2015.

Sorry for missing another day, had to slay a dragon. The last one they say, and no less a pain in the ass than others I've met.

I'm flattered, really! But the thing about being an entity from a different plane [specifically: the edge of dreams/nightmares if u wanted to call me up *wink*] is that I'm unable to take up a contract against my conduit's will [aka Agen, or a similar summonmancer] 'cos they'd just close the summoning channel, and boof! no more influence over the affairs of this plane until I get summoned again.

Besides, if we're getting TECHNICAL with titles and whatnot, what I'm doing isn't so much Summonmancy so much as...Diplomancy?

...Ah, speak of the devil, as they say. It seems I'm running out of power here! Well, adios for now! Feel free to call me up when you have a summonmancer, eh?

Hm, interesting. I'll have to find one.

Or, I could try and circumvent it by granting you a mortal form? Would that work, and if so would it require some sort of sacrifice or ritual?

Not that you're going to get off your high horse - sorry, sheep - and acknowledge me as a rival or whatever, but I've totally got a degree in summonmancy. Majored in Birds, too, which is totally like air-majoring.

Usually rivals offer... something you know? Some legion or impressive powers of their own. By all indication your stunt in Japan left you without much as an actual opponent. Unless... are you offering to be my Starscream?

I think Schazer only took BIRD COURSES and is thus not qualified to be a true summoner.

I mean, can she summon this.

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But more importantly, can she unsummon it. Because I can't get rid of it and various authorities from across the universe have been monitoring my occult activities and they don't like it.

So until then, there is a very large number rampaging across the pacific ocean (it decided to ignore Japan for some reason. Is it not a 5-friendly place?) and has been giving a high-five to every atom it's come across, thus gathering a force large enough to overthrow... someone. I don't even know what its goals are.

I like the cut of this guy's jib. Can we find out more about this '5''s goals? Where can I find it and how might I bind it to my service?