Vox Mentis

??? Who is laughing? Do these videos have audio now that's not beeping? Are they trying to trip you up?

BREAD.

pizza bread

pizza

squirrel
ah!!
squirrel?? shit i forgot what we were supposed to be doing until halfway through the video and it didn't even start with the "Series 1-3" segment like the others did! I think?
DID IT?
AHHHHH

The screen barfs images. This time it talks, which takes you by surprise. Are they trying to fuck with you? You definitely think you saw bread. Or pizza. Sure, pizza. You write that down before you can second-guess yourself. You cover your paper with your hands and stare holes into the girl in front of you. The curly-haired boy puts down his pen. You can't see his paper, so you mouth: pizza? His eyebrows rise. You don't know what that means. You feel a surging desire to pick up your pen and write something else. But you hadn't seen anything but pizza. Or bread. Fuck.

"Answers, please."

The curly-haired boy moves his hands. STRAWBERRY. "Double fuck," you say. You don't bother to look at the others. Jane reaches you and confirms that you've gotten it wrong. There are two more nos: Along with you and the ten-year-old, a skinny guy in the back messed up. You're glad for this, but mostly furious. Give ten dollars to each of the people in this room, wait two hours, and you'll have it all. Drop them on the street with no cash and no place to sleep, and you'd be the one with your shit together twenty-four hours later. These tests, though...

"Final series."

You need to get this one right, or you're not passing. Maybe you need to resort to some less conventional methods...

Series 1-4