RE: Hebrews 10:31
03-27-2015, 12:48 AM
Entry thirty-seven, March 26, 2015.
Hi guys, guess who's back. Sorry I blacked out for a while... what am I doing in Japan already? Why is Steve writhing on the ground and why are frantic, weird looking monks surrounding us and chanting? Where's Hungry Jack? I'll look through the logs and get back to you but for now let's get going and handle our plans.
What the hell do I need to dope Schazer for? Ah well, sure let's shoot down a mob jet while it's flying over her. Done.
You will be now. Why do you want to bust me for drug smuggling anyways?
Nicely done? The South Wind will prove a great boon in whatever we're doing right now and later in busting up the North Wind. Congratulations, new Minister of Summoning Whimbrel.
Hi guys, guess who's back. Sorry I blacked out for a while... what am I doing in Japan already? Why is Steve writhing on the ground and why are frantic, weird looking monks surrounding us and chanting? Where's Hungry Jack? I'll look through the logs and get back to you but for now let's get going and handle our plans.
(03-25-2015, 11:28 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »It's not in this area, but there is a shipment of dope flying over right now. That is, an international mob boss managed to smuggle thousands of pounds of cocaine under the name of another company!
The complexities of business are as so: Usually, ordinary businesses might need a package of theirs to go through customs. Well let me tell you, customs is a jack ass. You shouldn't even let customs near your wife. You know what customs would do to you? Customs would put your little shipment in "Storage". It will take 6 months for customs to get through storage and send it wherever it was supposed to go in the first place. However, for a *clears throat* a facillitation fee, customs can just expedite the clearance of your shipment, hurrying it on to its destination. This is a legal bribe, because even the government agrees customs is a jackass.
Well. The mob boss managed to get some sort of company card, allowing him to send a package on behalf of the company. The company manufactures inhalers. Customs realizes that the company in question is pretty charitable so he doesn't even bother to check it. Either that or he was offed and replaced by someone else with gang ties. In any case, you should probably intercept and/or blow up the plane and summon the South wind, blowing thousands of doped-up inhalers towards Schazer's head.
What the hell do I need to dope Schazer for? Ah well, sure let's shoot down a mob jet while it's flying over her. Done.
(03-26-2015, 12:49 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Oh score, drugs!
I can use these to get your asses busted for drug smuggling, then distribute them at heavily subsidised prices to whoever wants them. Me myself, I'm not a drug user.
You will be now. Why do you want to bust me for drug smuggling anyways?
(03-26-2015, 01:27 AM)Whimbrel Wrote: »North Wind, South Wind, The Rising Breeze, Oh Crap Is It Hurricane Season Again; really, the name's not as important as you might think. I called her up, and she figuratively jumped on this request. She's apparently been looking for an excuse to really fuck up Japan ever since the Pacific Tectonic Action managed to score a nuclear reactor shut-down. I guess you could call it a friendly rivalry!
Nicely done? The South Wind will prove a great boon in whatever we're doing right now and later in busting up the North Wind. Congratulations, new Minister of Summoning Whimbrel.