This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff

Back when I worked in fast food, whenever an order gets out particularly quickly and somebody comments on that, I would always say "Well that's why they call it fast food!" I don't know why they laugh. It isn't particularly funny, but they usually did so I kept saying it.

I may have died a little inside every time I said it but the only thing I had going for me was that I was good with customers so WHATEVER