RE: EAGLESONA WEEK
03-19-2015, 02:58 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-22-2015, 02:56 PM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
my eaglesona is a 1200-watt spiritual avatar of the cosmos
All you do is drop in a slice. Bread lowers itself automatically. After the bread spends a few moments bathing in the irradiating glow of a gamma ray burst, your beautifully nuclear toast raises itself to enlightenment, transcending all boundaries of human desire before you slather it with some good ol' fashion Eagle Spirit pop it in your mouth! Delightful!