2st Mystery Game: They Get Older

This game is powered by posts! By making a post, everyone ages slightly, with 91 being the current age of death and 19 being the starvation count. Your posts also can work towards goals, like raising the death limit or getting new people. Your Current people are:

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SpoilerThere are 7 citizens: (age) [hunger] {heat = 7} |LOCKED| <LOCKED>
Researcher Marshmallow(68)[12], Heat Pump Installer Batarang(65)[12], Arsonist Breadfish(62)[12], Researcher Little Einsteins Remix(39)[12], Whimbrel Hartbrake II(35)[11], Gerontologist Schazbird(18)[11], Pensioner Dead Guy(8)[8]

Actions and how many posts needed to improve them (when posting, mark which letters you want to work on):

A) Age Max +1 (1 post away)
B) Birth (1 post away) [please include name for birth]
C) CHALLENGE UP (7 posts away)
D) Distribution up +2 (increases food given with F; 1 post away)
E) Efficiency up +1 (increases the starvation count; 3[3] post away)
F) Feed them 36 food (food will always go to the hungriest; 1 post away)
G) Gather 14 Wood (Currently 54)
H) Hearth Upgrade +2 (increases wood gathered; 1[3] post away)
I) Immolate (turns all wood into heat)
J) Job? (assigns citizen job of your choosing; these cannot be re-changed)

Can you make a thriving civilization?

GRAVEYARD:

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SpoilerOverall: 10 Dead; 9 from old age, 1 from cold.
0-50 (4 Deaths): Della (62; old age), Betty (65; old age), Cepheus (67; old age), Alf (70; old age)
51-100 (3 Deaths): Cannibal Longines (77; old age), Arson MALIFERROUS THE DESTROYER (77; old age), Lumberjack Leg End(31; froze)
101-150 (3 Deaths): Beatrice(78; old age), Beep (79; old age), Genders' man Hartbrake(81; old age)

Hunger! Each post, people get hungrier. If they reach the starvation number, they die! Lower is better, but hunger cannot go into the negatives.

New: Cold! Each post, your civilization's fire gets colder. When heat is below 0, every citizen has a 1-in-10 chance of dying.

New: Jobs? With J, citizens can be assigned unchangeable jobs. Jobs are not limited to the job list below:

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SpoilerArson: Sets fires to feel joy. If they would die from the cold, they instead light something on fire and survive.
Cannibal: Eats people. If they are hungry, they will kill someone and eat them. People are worth 2 food + 2 per 10 years of age. Note: they will eat ALL of it. No evidence is left.
Lumberjack: They are OK. Increases wood gathered by 1 whilst alive.
Reseacher: They are the future. Every 10 years of age, researchers perform a random Action (cannot be J).
Heat Pump Installer: If heat would go below 0, this person gains +2 hunger to maintain it at 0.
Genders' man: Gets all the people. Every once and a while, a Birth will happen, with the child named after them.
(Player Name): The embodiment of (Player) themselves. While alive, (Player) can post 2 actions per post. However, once this person dies, this job can never be reassigned. Used: Whimbrel.
Gerontologist: They will get older. When a Gerontologist dies of old age, the age cap is increased by 10.
Pensioner: After death, receive one Coin for every hundred years they lived.

((updated to post 149))

Researcher Performed (I)mmolate
Researcher Performed (H)earth Upgrade
Researcher Performed (H)earth Upgrade
Researcher Performed (G)ather Wood