RE: Real talk: Why do you love the goblin queen?
03-14-2015, 08:13 AM
She was the one who first invented fire, agriculture, and the wheel, helping to pave the way for early humans and goblins alike.
"But Coldblooded," cries a petulant voice from the back row, "Don't you mean that she was the one who first DISCOVERED fire?"
No. I said exactly what I meant. Furthermore, shut up.
"But Coldblooded," cries a petulant voice from the back row, "Don't you mean that she was the one who first DISCOVERED fire?"
No. I said exactly what I meant. Furthermore, shut up.