Suburban Tot Super Street Gang

Practice GANG FIGHTING MANEUVERS. Swish a stick around, punch the air, etc.

:”Are you ok?”
M:”What…happened?”
:”You started swinging sticks around while talking about lions, then hit yourself in the face and passed out on our lawn.”


Oh. That’s right.

Anyways.

Boast loudly around the neighborhood about your gang!

M:”How would you girls feel about joining my SUPER COOL STREET GANG? We’re the terrors of the next street over. We’re into some real heavy stuff, I mean if you think you’d be able to handle it. S’okay, I understand. Not everyone’s cut out for the hardcore thug life.”
:”Okay, what’s in it for us?”

Hijack an ice cream truck!

M:”Free ice cream. All you can eat ice cream.”


M:“ Also money, respect, and prostitutes.”



BT:”Good afternoon kids. What can I do for…”


BT:”Oh…”


M:”It’s you. Who fired you now?”
BT:”Look kid, do you want ice cream or not?”


BT:”What are you doing?”




M:”Ok future underlings, what can I get you?”
BT:”Woah, woah. What are you doing?”


M:”Hey Mister, don’t get mad at me because you’re terrible at everything and Alex’s hot sister doesn’t love you. And could you put me down? I’m trying to hijack your truck.”



:”Are you ok?”