Hebrews 10:31

Entry twenty-six, March 12, 2015.

Hm.

Lift an entire ship with your muscles!

I don't know where a ship appeared but hey one showed up in my hands and it was more than big enough to crush Javert. He just stares at it and says that he also came from the gutter or some bullshit.

Good fucking luck, try not to die again.

How did you know that would happen? I am actually a Pala from an alternate timeline where Javert didn't immediately punch me and get us both crushed by the ship I was lifting. Unfortunately I sort of ballsed my own up and traveled back in time and apparently there's only a set amount of timelines? Well, here I am. Javert stands defeated, or at the very least crushed beyond recovery. I should probably dispose of my body.

Heyheyhey, you must have gotten a few followers from the LSD Burger Delivery Debacle.

Well of course, but they're of varied and questionable ability. At least my fast food minions were all trained somewhat. In my own timeline I called them all together and it took weeks for them to gather on their own.

I... supposed I should get back on my quest to bring the Portfolio to Japan? That's what I was doing here right?