Real talk: Why do you love the goblin queen?

She wrote a book on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, after surviving one herself and then inventing time travel to prevent it from ever happening.

She killed the past version of herself and replaced them to throw the government off her trail.

She sprayed a cluster of teenage boys with lemon juice when they were throwing rocks at a cat, using her advanced smell to track them down later and properly punish them. But not before taking the cat to the cat embassy where they could lie low for a while and recover their strength.